Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
I just received an email that begins "I trust this email finds you well," and my dude, in the year 2021, that is an awful lot of trust.
— Maggie Smith (@maggiesmithpoet) November 3, 2021
14.
“If it ain’t broke, I’ll fix that”
—toddlers
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) November 3, 2021
15.
a text i just sent my landlord pic.twitter.com/CBE5g4ljv4
— amy (@amybutlowkey) November 2, 2021
16.
I was thinking about getting a Peloton but realised we already had a perfectly good clothes horse
— Chris (@_Papaglitch_) November 4, 2021
17.
Good lord, you better stay away from my ham with those soul-devouring peepers pic.twitter.com/CeEA8n3hQC
— Julicorn, spooky af (@ChicksRule) November 2, 2021
18.
Imagine being so bored that you read the bit that comes before the recipe.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) November 1, 2021
19.
A Texas man is suing Smart Water for not making him smart. I'd like to officially announce my lawsuit against Thin Mints.
— Conceal Carry Vagina (@CCVagina) November 1, 2021
20.
Not all tables are extendable. That's 3 hours i'm not getting back
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) November 3, 2021
21.
Profile picture: Tagged photo: pic.twitter.com/A5OfP0rybD
— Bethany Black twitch.tv/beffernieblack (@BeffernieBlack) November 4, 2021
22.
When people ask me why I’m “confined” to a wheelchair, it makes it sound like a prison sentence. I want to say something like, “I ate too many free samples at Costco. I’ll be out in seven months.”
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) November 2, 2021
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— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 4, 2021
24.
every fucking time pic.twitter.com/nlgJLvoTbf
— POOPSCRUFFIN4U (@POOPSCRUFFIN4U) November 3, 2021
25.
what if there is no placebo effect and sugar is just really healthy in pill form
— scooter (@scootergonscoot) November 3, 2021
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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