17 favourite Fake Jurassic Park facts

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#FakeJurassicParkFacts Jurassic Park is loosely based on the rejected Rodgers and Hammerstein musical The Terrible Beasts Created By The Hubris of Men (alongside The Shunned Folk With Their Incredible Powers and Don't Go Near The Sewer Clown!)

— Rob Turner (@ReynardCity) November 7, 2021

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No beans are allowed on the premises. Because if a dinosaur farts, they have to close the park for 24 hours, in order to properly fumigate it. #FakeJurassicParkFacts

— GrossMzConduct (@monalisa4068) November 7, 2021

12.

All velociraptor were played by Meryl Streep. She's got some serious range. #FakeJurassicParkFacts pic.twitter.com/u3ZvpqeIPx

— The Expensive Fully Boosted Wino (Greg B) (@ExpensiveWino1) November 7, 2021

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#FakeJurassicParkFacts Willy Wonka was hired as Director of Safety & Risk Management pic.twitter.com/I3Olw1x4EX

— Around The Bonfire (@bonfireaz) November 7, 2021

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Yoshi is the main attraction at Jurassic Park #FakeJurassicParkFacts pic.twitter.com/n60uEuQxYI

— Jake the Snake (@hashtagwarfreek) November 7, 2021

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#FakeJurassicParkFacts Stiletto heels are the best footwear you can have when running from an angry T-Rex. pic.twitter.com/BAHyZyNmAD

— Kevin is Still Cynical & Crusty AF (@StillCrusty) November 7, 2021

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You get 5 trilobites of data when you show your ticket at the gate #FakeJurassicParkFacts

— Qu'ici – King Of Cheesepumps 🧀 👑 🧀 (@Quizical123) November 7, 2021

17.

Shouting, "Look a meteor!" was a huge practical joke while building the park#FakeJurassicParkFacts

— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) November 7, 2021

BONUS

Every one of these tweets has been written by Chris Pratt #FakeJurassicParkFacts

— #FakeFacts (@HashFakeFacts) November 7, 2021

Hopefully, you’ll now reread them all in the voice of Garfield.

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