There was a right royal pisstake of this expert prediction for the Queen – 14 funny favourites
There has been a lot of concern about the Queen’s health after the 95-year-old had a hospital visit resulting in being told to rest, followed by a back strain that caused her to miss the Remembrance Day services.
I think there is something going on with The Queen, I’d wager that she’s generally very unwell.
She doesn’t usually miss appointments.
— Super Tanskiii (@supertanskiii) November 14, 2021
Fears were raised further by Boris Johnson’s personal assurances that she was well.
PM says he saw the Queen for an audience this week and she is “very well”. “I want to reassure people”, he says, after Her Majesty pulled out of today’s Remembrance ceremony due to a sprained back.
— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) November 14, 2021
It was then announced that the Queen would rest for the next few weeks, before considering carrying out public engagements.
The Independent wrote ‘Queen to rest at Windsor with no major duties planned for rest of 2021’
Glasgow Live said ‘Queen to attend no more major engagements this year as health scare continues’
MSN, however, sought expert opinions.
The interesting choice of words sent Twitter into overdrive, and the results were unmissable.
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is the Queen… a bear? pic.twitter.com/LcW0TkNjE6
— Toby Earle (@TobyonTV) November 17, 2021
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Experts also advised people not to approach the Queen during those early weeks in February, as she will be emaciated after months of hibernation and aggressive as she hunts for food. pic.twitter.com/2bAWBBjU2l
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) November 17, 2021
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https://twitter.com/stavvers/status/1461118144051875842?t=VMG_ZQVchaJ6J0Ix-GDgWw&s=19
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— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 17, 2021
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https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1461108144998916109?t=W7UeKzdpD5xizIU5GcrSUg&s=19
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Is… is the Queen a caterpillar? pic.twitter.com/F4ayV6Jgkp
— Viennese Strudel (@VienneseStrudel) November 17, 2021
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Why are they talking about her like she’s a fucking Pokémon pic.twitter.com/JYZMVu5w6q
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 17, 2021
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https://twitter.com/thatbikedad/status/1461114736100065287?t=NHOK4cBJ2i09Cas_rGpi8g&s=19
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[office]
BOSS: it's been almost six months, where have you been
ME: uh, I was entering a new phase https://t.co/v25ksKlIGm
— bornmiserable.bsky.social (@bornmiserable) November 17, 2021
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[through a megaphone as i drive around the neighborhood] THE QUEEN HAS ENTERED A NEW PHASE. PLEASE STAY INSIDE https://t.co/8slrDmr7Fx
— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) November 17, 2021
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Hope it’s a goth phase https://t.co/DgOzDsXffO
— Michael Fry (@BigDirtyFry) November 17, 2021
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https://twitter.com/BrotiGupta/status/1461109438962552832?t=GIY5P8kQ2OK5_Tnlvag1Gg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/modernistwitch/status/1461117481158905863?t=fY1C6U0uYfzw-l5fqc4INA&s=19
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Just let the woman shed her tail in private. pic.twitter.com/XGIvU9623e
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) November 17, 2021
Actor and comedy writer, Andy Richter, aired this suspicion.
I bet they’re Bionic-Womaning the Queen
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) November 18, 2021
That ought to make the government think twice before lying to her again.
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