Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
There are like 15 Swedish actors and 12 of them came out of Stellan Skarsgård
— Sydney Urbanek (@sydurbanek) November 15, 2021
14.
Age 21: Stays out until 3 AM and gets up at 7 the next morning for work.
Age 40: Won't start a movie after 7 PM.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 16, 2021
15.
She lost weight. She didn't make a deal with a sea witch. pic.twitter.com/SNzg4QEWs7
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) November 15, 2021
16.
TV EXEC: “Yes, and thanks for all your hard work, but Thomas the Tank Engine is going in a new creative direction”
WRITER: “which is…?” pic.twitter.com/qpAnvfGfPB
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) November 16, 2021
17.
Doctors love listening to you and then just being like "Damn that's weird well come back again if you die"
— Getting Some Rest (@InternetHippo) November 17, 2021
18.
I have thrown
my computer
from a four-story
balcony.Forgive me.
There were so many
emails
that did not find me well.— Sarah Smith (@sarahesmith23) November 15, 2021
19.
If Insulate Britain really want to help they should lie down in people’s lofts.
— Christine Rose (@xtine_rose) November 17, 2021
20.
Any time parents try to have a romantic moment pic.twitter.com/KIDRmLAvBC
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) November 17, 2021
21.
“Sorry I was late to the Zoom call, I was sitting ready in anticipation for an hour then clicked the wrong thing with one second to go”
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 17, 2021
22.
Is it just me or is most of the Internet now just TikToks of women smiling accusatorially & pointing at text saying stuff like “NORMALIZE FORGIVING yourself for PUNCHING your NEPHEW in the THROAT for forgetting your ZODIAC sign. Your JOURNEY is YOUR journey🦄”
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 18, 2021
23.
NFTs are gonna make for some awkward will readings in 60 years time. 'to my beloved Barbara, my love, my everything, I leave a crudely-drawn monkey wearing a top hat'
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) November 18, 2021
24.
Thinking about dating Taylor Swift for 2 days then dumping her hard.
I just really want a song about me.
— batkaren (@batkaren) November 14, 2021
25.
When your shopping list is also an ex-MP who went out with one of the Cheeky Girls. pic.twitter.com/UNAskT9I0Y
— James Henry (@james_blue_cat) November 15, 2021
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