Our 25 favourite tweets of the week
13.
All restaurants are 'all you can eat' it just depends on how much money you have.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) November 30, 2021
14.
That time my kids wanted an advent calendar but they were too expensive so I made them one. pic.twitter.com/SIE3wPYmMe
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) November 30, 2021
15.
idk why we keep putting avocados in sandwiches. it’s obvious they don’t want to be there
— Connor Creagan (@connorcreagan) November 30, 2021
16.
I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts.
— Secret Drug Addict (@ScrtDrugAddict) November 30, 2021
17.
Can already tell this is gonna be a messy break-up pic.twitter.com/GZKmvQR3Ea
— chris o'dowd (@BigBoyler) December 1, 2021
18.
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for pic.twitter.com/jIxnpuFHAN
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) December 1, 2021
19.
The best thing about this Premier Inn is the fact that every table gets its very own assemble-your-own doner kebab pic.twitter.com/g8kJKgXqH9
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) December 1, 2021
20.
I appreciate the photographer on the Zara website is on an "artistic journey", but if you make the models sit in a car, hide behind a fern or jump in the air in soft-focus, I can't tell if the trousers will make my arse look mad.
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) November 30, 2021
21.
I think it’s called a crematorium x pic.twitter.com/5cjXaAQ7b6
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 30, 2021
22.
#AlanCartridge pic.twitter.com/vkH0yrLLBc
— Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP) December 1, 2021
23.
Kind of fucked up how Baa Baa Black Sheep, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet all have the same melody yet we all just carry on like it’s totally fine
— Gareth (@Cadmarch) December 2, 2021
24.
Incredible clarification of context at the bottom here pic.twitter.com/BwedX9OFcf
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) December 2, 2021
25.
Cars should have a second, friendlier horn to say thank you, or if you want to let people know you drove past a cool animal
— Deirdre (@figgled) December 2, 2021
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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