Sign-writing Fail of the Day

Poke Staff. Updated December 12th, 2021

There’s a forum on Reddit called Don’t Dead Open Inside – named after this scene from The Walking Dead.

It’s a collection of signs that don’t quite make sense because of how the words or letters have been arranged.

This Free Water sign is a perfect example.

It was posted by u/Taylan_K, who wrote

I’m glad my water is free from farts.

Redditors felt the same.

It took me forever to understand what the fart part was trying to say.
peace-and-bong-life

Somehow I read it as water free water.
NFG_Shoarma

W farts are the Worst kind of farts.
10zingNorgay

Farting free water is how you end up needing a new set of undies….
moa711

But you can’t please everyone.

I do prefer my water slightly gassed, so I’ll pass.
KaiBluePill