Simply 24 of the funniest parenting tweets from the last month
13.
Any time parents try to have a romantic moment pic.twitter.com/KIDRmLAvBC
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) November 17, 2021
14.
Me: Yes, you were in my belly.
3yo: Why…
*tears in her eyes*
…why did you eat me?— Renée Agatep (@GoingByRenee) November 3, 2021
15.
Half the parenting vocabulary is the word “wow”
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) November 16, 2021
16.
My toddler just slapped me with one glove. She may not know what it means but I’m a woman of honour. We duel at dawn.
— Brona C Titley (@bronactitley) November 13, 2021
17.
Our TV remote stopped working and 12 year old just went ahead and replaced the batteries. He didn’t even try giving the old ones a little shake to bring them back to life. Have I taught this boy NOTHING
— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) November 13, 2021
18.
Nobody prepared me for how loudly babies sleep
— Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan (@morninggloria) November 17, 2021
19.
My toddler didn’t crawl into our bed last night and now I’m trying to figure out what to do with the extra space, maybe a mini bar?
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 4, 2021
20.
When my son was born, I knew that I would love him forever, with a slight break between 12 and 21.
— John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) November 23, 2021
21.
10yo to his friend’s dad: and what’s your costume?
Friend’s dad: i’m dressed as a werewolf but it’s not a full moon so I just look like a regular guy— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) November 1, 2021
22.
I caught my husband eating the last Reese’s candy. First of all, that’s our son’s candy. Second of all, I was going to eat that.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 1, 2021
23.
https://twitter.com/CrockettForReal/status/1458805892372209665?s=20
24.
Going away on a business trip and my 7yo is very sad because “there won’t be anyone to reach the high things,” if you’re wondering how important I am.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) November 1, 2021
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H/T HuffPost