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Boris Johnson welcomes baby number something or other – 19 favourite reactions
Just when people might most want Boris Johnson to be at the mercy of journalists and the opposition, he has a legitimate excuse to leave the fray – the birth of his (probably) eighth child, his second with Carrie Johnson.
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson and his wife Carrie announce birth of healthy baby girl https://t.co/u9vrXs6BS7
— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) December 9, 2021
We’re pleased to learn of the healthy outcome for mother and baby and offer our congratulations.
Naturally, Johnson will take paternity leave, almost certainly hoping that Partygate will somehow blow over while he’s begging donors for money for a nanny changing nappies.
NEW: Boris Johnson's official spokesman says he will "take some time to be with his family" after the birth of his new daughter, but will "balance that" with his responsibilities as Prime Minister.
— Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) December 9, 2021
Boris Johnson's spokesman declines to say how many children the Prime Minister now has.
— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) December 9, 2021
The good news was met with good wishes from both sides of the House.
Congratulations to @BorisJohnson & Carrie on the birth of their baby girl! 💕 pic.twitter.com/SGBr1pK6HN
— Conservatives (@Conservatives) December 9, 2021
Many congratulations @BorisJohnson & @carrielbjohnson! Fantastic news. https://t.co/3vyN9DgalQ
— Matt Hancock (@MattHancock) December 9, 2021
Congratulations to Carrie and Boris Johnson on the birth of their daughter.
Wishing your family health and happiness. https://t.co/gpL0u51Ww0
— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) December 9, 2021
Other reactions were a little more cynical.
1.
Very grateful to Carrie for agreeing to be induced 6 weeks early for the good of my career.
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) December 9, 2021
2.
"No, darling, I'm afraid we didn't keep any of the newspapers from the day you were born."
— Tom Hamilton (@thhamilton) December 9, 2021
3.
Two questions:
1. Will Boris take paternity leave?
2. How could we tell?— Mitch Benn hates to say he told you so 🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@MitchBenn) December 9, 2021
4.
For Boris, the text telling him his wife has given birth must feel like being told our Direct Debit to Thames Water has gone through.
— Meryl O'Rourke (@MerylORourke) December 9, 2021
5.
Carrie Johnson is probably pregnant tomorrow.
— Taru (@taru_sisko) December 7, 2021
6.
Fucking hell she looks exactly like her Da pic.twitter.com/ISnCIRPxZE
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) December 9, 2021
7.
When threatened, the female Johnson will give birth as a form of self defence.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) December 9, 2021
8.
Ok I’m going to grudgingly not shit on some nice news. Here goes: congratulations Boris Johnson on your 8th 9th or 10th child. https://t.co/8irdyA5Nba
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) December 9, 2021
9.
Doctors recommending Carrie doesn't try for another baby for 6 months but Sajid David has asked the NHS to fast-track down to 3
— Stephen Grant (@stephencgrant) December 9, 2021
10.
downing street staff meeting in one of the secret underground tunnels with a clandestine bottle of prosecco to celebrate the new babby
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) December 9, 2021