It looks like Boris Johnson hosted a Downing St quiz and people have questions

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I think we've reached the quick fire round… https://t.co/Ax2z6pARTr

— Maggie Chapman MSP (@MaggieChapman) December 11, 2021

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I do not envy the person in Boris Johnson's orbit who will have to explain that contrary to his entire life experience up to now, it is actually possible for his actions to have consequences. https://t.co/MkNrc2fSUm

— Dmitry Grozoubinski (@DmitryOpines) December 11, 2021

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Pippa Crerar leaving work for the weekend pic.twitter.com/jbJAtJOSvZ

— Max Morgan 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@SpillerOfTea) December 11, 2021

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Boris Johnson’s new job will be as a quizmaster on The Chase.

His alias will be ‘Fred Westminster’, due to his rare talent for committing corporate manslaughter.

— Super Tanskiii (@supertanskiii) December 11, 2021

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More people were at the Christmas quiz than at the Foreign Office during the evacuation of Kabul.

— Sarah Hurst (@Life_Disrupted) December 12, 2021

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This is the same way they busted Al Capone. https://t.co/1oMc6gj1nJ

— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) December 11, 2021

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Quiz:
Who put a border in the Irish Sea?
Who bullied staff and kept her job?
Who went on holiday as Afghanistan fell?
Who gave £££ PPE contracts to their mates?
Who said ‘let the bodies pile up high’?
Who shafted our farmers for TimTams?
Who should sod off out of govt forever?

— sarah murphy (@13sarahmurphy) December 12, 2021

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The government having their Christmas quiz last December. pic.twitter.com/r6F7BZX1ri

— Sooz "13 Days Til Xmas" Kempner (@SoozUK) December 12, 2021

Of course, like someone who blows their 50:50, Ask the Audience, Phone a Friend and even Ask the Host in the easy first question on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?, Boris Johnson is all out of lifelines.

The real question is; just how many kids can Carrie give birth to in a week?

— Bethany Black twitch.tv/beffernieblack (@BeffernieBlack) December 11, 2021

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