Simply 23 fabulous ripostes to anyone who dares ask: ‘Why are you so quiet?’
13.
“I just don’t talk much” has always been my go-to. You don’t really owe anyone conversation beyond a greeting if you’re feeling polite, much less an explanation of your personality …’
nehswu
14.
‘Stare at them.’
Tortugla19
15.
‘And tilt your head.’
Turok_ShadowBane
16.
‘I say I’m tired. I’m never quiet when I’m actually tired but people seem to understand that excuse and leave me alone about it.’
jus1tin
17.
‘I mostly say “what do you want to talk about?” And this puts the ball in their court, which results in either them going quiet, ask me what I want to talk about or they start talking about something.’
kalaxitive
18.
‘Cause I don’t feel like talking.’
ssa3x
19.
“Why would you ask that?” or “Why do you want to know?” are my go-tos for rude or invasive questions of all kinds.’
ten_before_six
20.
‘You don’t plan a bank robbery out loud.’
FLA_Grown
21.
‘Why are you so talkative?’
XxVerdantFlamesxX
22.
‘I don’t know, but you should try it sometime.’
FuriousBebocho
23.
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