25 funny tweets of the week
13.
reverse spider-man where a spider gets bitten by a human and begins driving a car and having depression
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) December 14, 2021
14.
Welcome to marriage. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of in-laws
— this is my christmas avi (@Mom_Overboard) December 14, 2021
15.
“Stand up comedy is so repetitive” really??? You ever read poetry???? It’s been 2000 years and those dick heads still haven’t gotten over how the moon looks yet
— Dan Donohue (@Notbaddon) December 14, 2021
16.
tesco: £3.99 please
me: oh i don't have a clubcard
tesco: pic.twitter.com/2INV9Vl2js
— Ross Sayers (@Sayers33) December 11, 2021
17.
Tonight’s forecast: lots of chefs pic.twitter.com/2VEmlrtXtG
— Samta Claus (@sam_bambs) December 16, 2021
18.
This is my “cancelling stuff” face too pic.twitter.com/RgOo7XuUeq
— Dr Xand van Tulleken 🏳️🌈 (@xandvt) December 16, 2021
19.
at some point in the 70s i like to believe that cream and the jam played the same festival in devon and they had to decide who went on first
— joe (@mutablejoe) December 16, 2021
20.
I’d give anything to be so good at football that people on Twitter told me to stick to football.
— Pete Paphides (@petepaphides) December 16, 2021
21.
Me trying to open the cutlery drawer but the potato masher is stopping it from opening: pic.twitter.com/uZhvqSzLHG
— Pasty_Kween (@Pasty_Kween) December 13, 2021
22.
My superpower is forgetting to take the tissues out of my pockets before doing laundry.
— Smut Terry🇨🇦 (@SmutTerry) December 16, 2021
23.
*designing my car*
first engineer: if you drop your phone next to the seat there should be no way to get it back without ripping your hand right the fuck off
second engineer: I know you’re going through a messy divorce jeff so I’m gonna give you this one
— Schmrrrrrlex (@alexlumaga) December 16, 2021
24.
BLIND DATE: So your profile said you help prevent murders?
SCARECROW: Yes that's right.— Scott Sevena (@scot7a) December 15, 2021
25.
Knocked over my Sports Direct mug of tea today 😖 pic.twitter.com/w8lQGFxohR
— Mick (@MickDavis5) December 15, 2021
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