19 favourite funny festive fake Elf on the Shelf facts
The Elf on the Shelf has taken over some of Santa’s duties in homes with young children. Parents move the elf into different spots and poses while their little darlings sleep, warning them that the toy is keeping an eye on their behaviour and will grass them up to Father Christmas if they’re naughty.
It’s like if Priti Patel made toys.
To inject some seasonal fun into Sunday, @HashFakeFacts set this elf-themed challenge.
Introduce your kids to state surveillance it's #FakeElfOnTheShelfFacts
with@bigmacher@ReynardCity@OhWhelm
Part of @HashtagRoundup pic.twitter.com/ZQS4iEvAWx
— #FakeFacts (@HashFakeFacts) December 19, 2021
People stepped up.
1.
It's really Waldo in disguise pic.twitter.com/4FRQO7w4tD
— Lisa from the 313 (@lisamarie1222) December 19, 2021
2.
The elf is not out to kill you #FakeElfOnTheShelfFacts pic.twitter.com/ZOpjs75bWz
— Ziggy (@mrjafri) December 19, 2021
3.
The idea was inspired by the Cow on the Plow pic.twitter.com/HmOMxYBbI7
— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) December 19, 2021
4.
#FakeElfOnTheShelfFacts They won't share anything and are therefore very elfish.
— Paul Boxshall (@Superbokka) December 19, 2021
5.
If you forget to move him, reindeer will poop on your car
— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) December 19, 2021
6.
They need to be refueled daily. #FakeElfOnTheShelfFacts pic.twitter.com/onl40AD0ds
— Karmin (@beingkarmin) December 19, 2021
7.
#FakeElfOnTheShelfFacts The Elf's name is Legolas pic.twitter.com/cy5lWDEM6t
— Marc Sheehan (@MarcSheehan006) December 19, 2021
8.
He spent 15 months in county lock up for arson pic.twitter.com/Ja12fg2byH
— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) December 19, 2021
9.
They plot your death while you sleep.
Also this may not be a fake fact #FakeElfOnTheShelfFacts
— 🍒Acidic Blonde™️ (@Acidic_Blonde) December 19, 2021
10.
His best friend is Olive, the other reindeer #FakeElfOnTheShelfFacts
— Mark Chrasta (@RealMarkChrasta) December 19, 2021