Omicron, lockdowns and tests – 16 funny takes on the pandemic
The government has made a decision about Covid rules, and that decision is to not make a decision yet. Anybody else getting flashbacks to last December?
Despite the uncertainty and gloomy forecasts, the funny people of Twitter have produced some great tweets about the situation – and we’re very grateful for the lift.
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All the data suggests that we need to act urgently, so we have taken the decision to do absolutely fuck all.
Happy Crimbo!— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) December 21, 2021
2.
Didn't enjoy 2020? Well great news, next year is 2020 too.
— Cormac Moore (@TheCormacMoore) December 17, 2021
3.
saw someone refer to london as ‘omicron head office’ and i haven’t stopped laughing about it since
— Cardi BTEC (@amelia_perrin) December 17, 2021
4.
DANNY ZUKO: I got chills, they’re multiplying
SANDY: *backing away*— Craig Deeley ️ (@craiguito) December 17, 2021
5.
Just called it Omnicron so will now be pronouncing the following words as such:
Poppadoms – Pompadoms
Prostate – Prostrate
Specifically – Pacifically
Chimney – Chimley
Crisps – crips
Epitome – EpitomeThanks x
— thedeathofbuckley (@deathofbuckley) December 18, 2021
6.
Live, Laugh, Lateral Flow x
— Chanel N°5 (@MissChanelNo5) December 18, 2021
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Next year I’m going to make a mint selling my lateral flow test advent calendars.
— Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad) December 20, 2021
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me consistently testing negative while everyone I know gets covidpic.twitter.com/hNKoykxxKy
— manny (@mannyfidel) December 16, 2021