Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
I'm thirsty. Is it too early for a work meeting?
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) December 20, 2021
14.
Mirror,signal, manoeuvre, Potter! pic.twitter.com/On9xxfiUx6
— trouteyes (@trouteyes) December 21, 2021
15.
Doesn't she write for Tatler? pic.twitter.com/VSWLOz35MT
— Santa's Little Hil-per 🎄🤶☃️ (@Hilary_W) December 21, 2021
16.
Bring back tv theme songs that explain the whole premise of the show
— Dana Schwartz 🫀 (@DanaSchwartzzz) December 18, 2021
17.
Some days you catch someone’s eye in the street and just know they’re four seasons into Fifa career mode as a left back for Dundee United and ready to hand in a transfer request if they don’t strengthen in the close season
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) December 20, 2021
18.
They did? That sounds implausible. pic.twitter.com/0Xr2FY9eE2
— The Beer Nut (@thebeernut) December 19, 2021
19.
Me to my son: When I started work, women couldn't wear trousers and people wrote everything out longhand …
*6 hours later*
… of course, now it's just plastic film, but in my day coleslaw tubs had proper lids
— Sophy Boyle (@wyvernandstar) December 22, 2021
20.
Jimi Hendrix was lucky. NO WAY would he have got into The Jimi Hendrix Experience if he hadn’t have been called that
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) December 22, 2021
21.
Me watching that Christmas Day football match in WW1 hoping nobody asks me to join in pic.twitter.com/NKtFuJxYu7
— Tom Neenan (@TNeenan) December 22, 2021
22.
weird thing about tweeting cheek by jowl on a train is that i don’t care about 7,000 strangers reading my drivel on here but if the guy sitting next to me so much as glances at my screen while i’m posting i will die of shame
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) December 22, 2021
23.
Ever meet someone so insanely attractive and in shape that it almost makes you want to stop eating donuts?
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) December 21, 2021
24.
I treat my car like my body, I ignore all the warnings until it breaks down
— Jingle ELL ❄️ (@eleniZarro) December 21, 2021
25.
Today is the day I learned that Jordan Henderson is a centaur. pic.twitter.com/cnBxFWQdtT
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) December 22, 2021
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