The instructions on this doormat are the best thing about it

No matter how good this mat looks on the floor, it can’t be as good as the advice label on the back.

Check it out.

Important things you should know about your new doormat Warning:

Do not use mat as a projectile.
Sudden acceleration to dangerous speeds may cause injury.

When using mat, follow directions: Put your right foot in, put your right foot out, put your right foot in and shake it all about.

This mat is not designed to sustain gross weight exceeding 12,000 lbs. If mat begins to smoke, immediately seek shelter and cover head.

Caution: If coffee spills on mat, assume that it is very hot. This mat is not intended to be used as a placemat. Small food particles trapped in fibers may attract rodents and other vermin.

Do not glue mat to porous surfaces, such as pregnant women, pets and heavy machinery. When not in use, mat should be kept out of reach of children diagnosed with CRED (Compulsive Fiber Eating Disorder).

Do not taunt mat.

I’m left footed so I don’t believe this mat is for me.
woodysdad

I like to fire Mats out my specially designed mat cannon so I guess this isn’t for me.
hoakpsp3

What if I AM looking for a mat to glue to pregnant women?
Stale-Jello

I dont believe it’s the cotton that is high at High Cotton Gifts.
dayumbrah

We have no idea what might happen if the instructions are ignored.

Accidentally taunted mat. Send help. Please. Oh god.
i_poop_chainsaws

Perhaps it’s like feeding a Mogwai after midnight, and we all know how that panned out.

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