Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
if cows were squirrel sized we could keep a couple on us and squeeze the milk out like a juice box
— Omniscient Orb of Tusks (@OmniscientOf) December 27, 2021
14.
Me looking for something to eat….
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Instructions: bake for 25 minutes.
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Me: ugh, that takes too long. I don’t feel like dealing with it.
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*proceeds to door dash overpriced food that will take 45 minutes to arrive*— Tiffany (@tiffany_pulfrey) December 27, 2021
15.
ur in her DMs, and i am as well. may the best man win bro haha. how are u doing man? ur really handsome btw
— kristofer thomas (@kristoferthomas) December 28, 2021
16.
As a personal tribute to David Bowie, I've made a whole tin of Heroes last just for one day.
— Andy Watson (@andywatson8) December 28, 2021
17.
*chef’s kiss* pic.twitter.com/wY4BWELIZf
— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@angrypiln) December 29, 2021
18.
Didn’t know John Bishop was in the Bee Gees? pic.twitter.com/j3TS4Ysgs2
— Huw Zappretti Boyden (@_Nibb_) December 28, 2021
19.
yikes, your friend's baby has got 16% on rotten tomatoes
— alex kealy (@alexkealy) December 28, 2021
20.
Me: i have one pretty serious symptom
WebMD: that you know of
— dr. alien skier (@clichedout) December 27, 2021
21.
Me being proposed to on Christmas day: this isn't my main present is it?
— Ross Sayers (@Sayers33) December 26, 2021
22.
something that would terrify a medieval peasant would be the bit of a washing machine cycle where it goes absolutely bonkers
— Jack Lewis Evans (@jacklewisevans) December 29, 2021
23.
Ok here’s my problem: The Walking Dead is set in the southern US but you never see a zombie in cargo shorts and a “No fat chicks” T-shirt
— Lord Hugh Mungus (@PoodleSnarf) December 28, 2021
24.
Fucking hell Debbie. I don't even want to know pic.twitter.com/l87ObXxPHm
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) December 30, 2021
25.
(seeing raptors out my window at my house after hours) what the fuck do THEY want ?
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) December 28, 2021
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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