Simply 15 times Dan Walker owned Piers Morgan into next week

9. On Raheem Sterling

Get off his back pic.twitter.com/cEGjnTARMn

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 28, 2018

Get that gun off his leg. https://t.co/aq2LeaAIoK

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 29, 2018

Spends too much
Spends too little
Eats too much
Has the audacity to buy his mum a sink
Disgustingly flies on a private jet
Humiliated by flying budget
How dare he mark the death of his dad in a way he chooses?
https://t.co/lXWVjT201v

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 29, 2018

I look forward to you never mentioning any such stories involving our footballers ever again, Mr Walker! I mean, that’s the last thing you TV football media types ever do – right? https://t.co/O6ZuURghXS

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 29, 2018

Big difference between discussing & condemning.
You’re doing your normal thing of taking a valid point, exaggerating it, and trying to make it ridiculous.
I look forward to you asking Arsenal to remove the gigantic gun from their badge https://t.co/aHRcoqyziD

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 29, 2018

10. On ratings (part two)

Who has switched from watching dreary @BBCBreakfast to @GMB recently?
Best answers get a retweet.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 22, 2018

Hands up if this guff is tedious? ✋
You’re closer to ‘Paw Patrol’ than you are to us https://t.co/IBTW0Tab2q

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 22, 2018

11. On Twitter followers

My current Twitter following:
6,527,206.
And 'Mr Popular' @mrdanwalker's:
506,352.

(no, I didn't miss a digit off his..) pic.twitter.com/VKmjNUt94Q

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 22, 2018

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package https://t.co/djsFv1Q7t5

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 22, 2018

12. ‘On a slightly less positive note …’

Less than 3 hours kip? Nothing that a little toast with peanut butter can’t remedy
See you on #BBCbreakfast from 6 with @louiseminchin who looks annoyingly refreshed pic.twitter.com/dkNj7FgLwv

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) November 13, 2018

Luxury.. I had 2.45hrs. Gone for the porridge & honey cure. On a positive note, I still look better than you. https://t.co/lcjapyT8JS

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 13, 2018

On a slightly less positive note… hardly anyone is watching you

Enjoy your porridge https://t.co/VsnvF2fwOr

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) November 13, 2018

13. On playing golf together

Some bloke on the longest drive hole at the @BMWPGA #ForeRight @EuropeanTour pic.twitter.com/xeRMPYuFWa

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 23, 2018

Piers meeting some of his fans at the @BMWPGA pic.twitter.com/wHCYZmmA8S

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 23, 2018

14. On ratings (part 3)

BREAKING: Last week, Good Morning Britain had its highest audience share since the show started 4yrs ago.
Thanks for watching!
(Anyone got a lifeboat for @mrdanwalker… ) @GMB pic.twitter.com/E2NylhRZu2

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 21, 2018

I’ll keep it simple… WE GET DOUBLE THE AUDIENCE
“Just can’t get excited by silver and bronze medals. You win or you lose. Gold is all that matters” Piers Morgan, August 2016#TearsForPiers
Thanks for watching https://t.co/2WgPADjxgK

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 21, 2018

15. And finally …

Sorry to hear the news about your departure from GMB @piersmorgan

If you’d like to come on the UK’s number 1 breakfast show to talk about it… we could make some space for you in the morning

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) March 9, 2021

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