Comeback of the week

Poke Staff. Updated January 7th, 2022

A late winner for comeback of the week after Redditor beerbellybegone shared this fabulous exchange over on Reddit.

‘That’s because Australia isn’t real,’ said beerbellybegone.

And it got entirely the mockery it deserved.

‘Strangely, Twitter isn’t in the Bible.’
nayters

‘Of course it is. It says “and the Lord say’th in 140 characters or less. Come unto be Jesus praise the Lord and like/subscribe to his Twitter”. I believe that’s from the passage I just wrote.’
Jstrandt

‘So that’s why the bible is split up into thousands of short phrases and small sentences. It’s just a collection of early day tweets with a small character limit.’
riphitter

‘What page is the United States on?’
MrOopiseDaisy

‘The Book of Mormon.’
Dm1tr3y

And just in case you were wondering, beerbellybegone also went the extra mile and shared this link of all the animals mentioned in the bible.

‘Cat ain’t on the list. All this time the internet have been posting all kinds of shit on an imaginary animal.’
Dirt_E_Harry

‘ye but that’s because the internet is fake.’
GamendeStino

And finally, this.

‘Bible is not mentioned in the bible, bible doesn’t exist.’
dheeraj3302

Source Reddit u/beerbellybegone