Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
Definitive proof that beards DO age you pic.twitter.com/nQnSQOmSfT
— NHS #JohnsonOut #FBPE #NUFC (@TheLittleWaster) January 4, 2022
14.
hi friends- for the new year I’m taking a break from life so I can focus on social media. if you need me you can find me here, constantly
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) December 31, 2021
15.
At a National Trust garden in the rain. 14 yr old: "This is like the opposite of somewhere an influencer would go."
— Rhymer Rigby (@rhymerrigby) January 2, 2022
16.
A woman just stepped back onto my foot with her entire body weight and I said "Sorry." Just in case you were wondering how English I am.
— (@pearlylondon) January 3, 2022
17.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day:
1) Breakfast
2) Breakfurious
— Michael sucks (@Home_Halfway) January 3, 2022
18.
Me: so when will I actually receive the shark
Loan Shark: what
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) January 2, 2022
19.
[making the board game Clue]
“a gun”
“yes. a gun. of course”
“a knife”
“yep. obvious second choice”
“a candlestick”
“hey buddy is everything ok at home”
— scooter (@scootergonscoot) January 3, 2022
20.
I’m doing vagueanuary. I’ve given something up. I’m just not sure what it is.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) January 4, 2022
21.
I hate that changing your bed sheets takes about 2 mins to do, but requires about 7 hours of mental preparation til you can be arsed to do it
— jack rem x (@jackremmington) January 3, 2022
22.
Finally, some good news pic.twitter.com/Q5TnzS7BG4
— Tony Turner (@tonytiger67) January 4, 2022
23.
After treading in poo and getting it on the table, my dog jumped up and ate the ENTIRE tray of schnitzel I made, immediately sicked all of it up in the garden and is now barking maniacally to be let out to eat the sick. It’s Disney moment after Disney moment in my house.
— Shaparak Khorsandi (@ShappiKhorsandi) January 4, 2022
24.
Christ on a bike! pic.twitter.com/QzFKCBRsQ8
— Victoria 🎀 (@vickyallover) January 5, 2022
25.
Today is Epiphany, a day named for the realisation that your living room looks much bigger when it doesn't have a tree in it
— Eddie Robson (@EddieRobson) January 6, 2022
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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