25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
How long do ear worms last? I heard it was 7 hours and 15 days
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) January 18, 2022
14.
bars need to do a sad hour with even cheaper drinks and everyone just acts cool if you cry a lil
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) January 18, 2022
15.
He knew too much pic.twitter.com/DufjWMT6wc
— Dr. Ada-Rhodes Short 🤖🧠 (@The_Ada_Rhodes) January 17, 2022
16.
Teachers: “There are no stupid questions”
Parents of toddlers: “There are mostly stupid questions”
— The Dad (@thedad) January 19, 2022
17.
None of the kids wanted to sit with him at lunch, and Geoff was certain it was because of his name. pic.twitter.com/z6RIsDFMWQ
— The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) January 19, 2022
18.
There's still a chance that by summer Wordle will have moved from a pandemic to an endemic and will just become a part of our everyday lives.
— cluedont (@cluedont) January 19, 2022
19.
me, age 22 (hopeful): anything can happen!
me now (horrified): anything can happen
— trash jones (@jzux) January 19, 2022
20.
Damn…CAPTCHAs getting hard. pic.twitter.com/MhhEMryfDR
— Jeff Maurer (@JeffMightBWrong) January 18, 2022
21.
me: why are you returning this truth serum
customer: it doesn’t work
me: *under breath* omg it works
— Anthony McHats (@TheHatStore) January 19, 2022
22.
[church]
Me: Father, it's been 40 years since my last confession.
Priest: I'll go grab us some snacks.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 20, 2022
23.
Don't think working on your brand is important?
The Phantom of the Opera's name is Erik— Pivo (@bautanist) January 19, 2022
24.
SOMEONE put Scrappy Doo, Himler, and Shawaddywaddy in a Hadron collider. pic.twitter.com/ncqN2PbFiA
— trouteyes (@trouteyes) January 19, 2022
25.
The only time I heard my grandmother curse was when she took me to see “E.T.” in the theater. She was so convinced E.T. was a “magical turtle looking for his shell,” that when his spaceship came to pick him up in the end I heard her mutter “bullshit.” 😳
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) January 15, 2022
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