25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
Her skin was like porcelain. Toiletface, they called her.
— He Called Me Greenhorn (@WhatsAGreenhorn) January 26, 2022
14.
It’s probably for the best that I don’t have a partner because what if they were also working from home and I hung a beautiful painting of a wolf behind their Zoom chair and every night I’d repaint the wolf a little closer to the frame as if it’s slowly escaping.
— Julia Gulia 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 (@JRobb773) January 27, 2022
15.
I can’t wait to walk down the aisle to the Jaws theme
— Sasha Spielberg (@sashaspielberg) January 26, 2022
16.
Well, this is awkward pic.twitter.com/DS6VByMgYo
— MF FairyPrincessSmoo (@Smooheed) January 26, 2022
17.
Firefighter: We have reports of a large fire??
Starbucks employee:
Firefighter: *audible sigh* Can you direct me to the VENTI fire?
— President Warren G. Harding Wuz Here (@PopeAwesomeXIII) January 26, 2022
18.
being a dad is hard, my 4yo blamed his fart on his mom and now I have to wait for her to leave for high fives
— Xennaissance Dad (@XennDad) January 26, 2022
19.
Nothing makes you feel more exposed than typing your password in the username box for all the world to see
— Ladybird (@InKairos) January 27, 2022
20.
Boomers will say no one makes good music anymore then put on some Bob Dylan song that sounds like a bridge troll’s riddle being played in reverse
— Renaissance Dan (@Mr_DrEsquire) January 25, 2022
21.
why ppl named “deborah” always go by “deb” and never “bruh”
— glizzy gladiator (@gl1zyglad1ator) January 26, 2022
22.
proctologist: it’s weird. you don’t have a colon
me are you sure?
— 🇨🇦🍁SueCorvette 🍁🇨🇦 (@suecorvette) January 26, 2022
23.
when your mum cuts your hair & tells you look very handsome pic.twitter.com/HXT8tymPGi
— Paul (@bingowings14) January 24, 2022
24.
One for everyone’s Friday. pic.twitter.com/WnRMvZppFf
— Chaz Hutton (@chazhutton) January 21, 2022
25.
Hell hath no fury like a cat reminded there's food in their bowl.
— Ozzy (@ozzyunc) January 24, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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