17 of the many things married people miss about being single

10.

Not having to share my leftovers.

When I was single I could treat myself to chinese food and the leftovers were mine. Now I have to be considerate and share, it’s terrible 😝
Good-Caterpillar-907

11.

Not having to explain why I did some mundane thing. Wife:”Why did you set the toothpaste on the right side of the vanity instead of the left?” Me:”Ummm…”.
drhibbart

12.

Travelling alone. I mean I could travel alone if I really wanted, but it would feel kinda mean to be like “Hey, I’m gonna plan a really big cool trip, and you’re not invited!”
cadmiumredorange

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13.

Taking a job that earns less but makes you happy, eg working for a not for profit or a different career.
naturekaleidoscope

14.

Not sleeping next to some one who snores.
rowenaravenclaw0

15.

Just being alone and being able to do whatever I want.
TheDarkKnight1035

16.

Not having to do laundry every other day. When I was single, I could get away with doing laundry twice a month. Now I’m lucky to make it a full week without doing a load.
SpyJane

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17.

Getting laid.
DeathByChargers

Jokes on you! I’m single and don’t get laid either!
Rhyseh1

Bonus

A Redditor named u/PattersonsOlady has clearly hit the jackpot.

Absolutely nothing. Sleepover with my best friend every night for 30 years.

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