Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
referee: …now, shake hands, then back to your corners, and let's have a clean fight pic.twitter.com/wn9jgm2Sza
— an english human 🍿🚗 (@English_Channel) February 1, 2022
14.
My son's friend took out the garbage for me because he "noticed it was full."
Looks like I do have a favorite child.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) February 1, 2022
15.
if you break all ten commandments you get a free coffee
— Maddy Gross ✿ (@TheirMaddesty) February 2, 2022
16.
interviewer: how well do you perform under pressure?
me: I'm better at bohemian rhapsody to be honest
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) January 31, 2022
17.
I was going to clean my house but decided to stop inviting people over instead
— Shauna.. na (@ForgetTheMoose) February 3, 2022
18.
I knew all that yoga stretching and bending would come in useful some day…
…I thought to myself as I contorted my entire body to retrieve a mini chocolate egg that had rolled under the bed.
— Ms Evilroyslade™️ (@msevilroyslade) February 3, 2022
19.
Not being funny but if you have enough 2ps you can win one of them on Yarmouth seafront in the arcade. pic.twitter.com/uUF3Cm7E7q
— Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan (@buntyhoven) February 3, 2022
20.
First grade is wild. You’re learning how to be a human, how to write things down, how to manage friendships and follow rules, and all the while everybody’s teeth are falling out all over the place
— That's Not Mustard (@thatsnotmustard) February 1, 2022
21.
I just randomly flip the bird at various parts of the room just in case there’s a ghost there
— Lord Hugh Mungus (@PoodleSnarf) February 3, 2022
22.
Welcome to your forties. Anything that’s not five feet directly in front of you is your blind spot now.
— MoonstruckInNYC (@moonstruckinnyc) February 3, 2022
23.
America: We are free from the British, what should we do first?
Someone in the back of the crowd: Let’s change our spelling
— Mike (@Parentpains) February 1, 2022
24.
I’ll show you commitment
And also that I struggle with math pic.twitter.com/EtXZy4EyM6
— MF FairyPrincessSmoo (@Smooheed) February 1, 2022
25.
BILLY JOEL: this next song is called 'Piano Man' and it's about how everybody in this bar is a fucking loser.
— John Field (follow me) 🥚 (@AmericasComic) January 31, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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