25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
my psychotic mutant neighbour keeps playing Julie Andrews' greatest hits. it's like the hills have eyes with the sound of music
— van gothula (@surrealvehicle) February 6, 2022
14.
I quit my job at Starbucks because of all the name-calling.
— Daveastated (@Daveastated) February 5, 2022
15.
Before the ballet Swan Lake was written, there was one called Goose Lake where the ballerinas would angrily chase the audience out of the theater.
— Michael sucks (@Home_Halfway) February 5, 2022
16.
when I’m drunk AF and try to take off a turtleneck pic.twitter.com/nKQ1EVimCS
— an english human ☺️ (@English_Channel) February 5, 2022
17.
That would be stone then? pic.twitter.com/EX4c44iKGf
— Dr Matt Pope (@MatthewPope) February 7, 2022
18.
— Dom Joly (@domjoly) February 8, 2022
19.
how do people live in LA? aren't you worried about running into james corden
— maddy rose fellows (@mabbylmao) February 7, 2022
20.
she looks like she's going to pack me off to boarding school as soon as she marries my dad https://t.co/LviohY07OQ
— Kate Solomon (@katiesol) February 8, 2022
21.
Every time a rave girl does ketamine a horse has to go into surgery awake
— blanco (@beerdefeater) February 8, 2022
22.
JUS GOT INTO HARVARD!! 🥳🥳 they left the first-floor window unlocked and i’m jus walkin around in here
— T 🎯 (@CodeineFridge) February 8, 2022
23.
Here’s a shitty map I made to show how many years you’d have to go without Netflix to afford the average price house in each UK region.
Shout out Kirsty Allsopp (and GOV uk for the data)🤙 pic.twitter.com/1aHsMmVPtP
— Nathan Bickerton (@nathanbickerton) February 8, 2022
24.
PACK IT UP PACK IT IN, LET ME BEGIN pic.twitter.com/AEVilDDLPk
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) February 10, 2022
25.
I think pretty highly of myself for someone who had a perm in just her bangs in 1991
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) February 9, 2022
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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