Prince Andrew has settled out of court with Virginia Giuffre – 23 right royal pisstakes

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amazing that Prince Andrew has paid up so much money to avoid court when he has such a great alibi and cannot even sweat

— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) February 15, 2022

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‘… Prince Andrew will now return to public life as the new Metropolitan Police Commissioner’

— Mo' (@mocent0) February 15, 2022

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will there be a commemorative plate available at the Buckingham Palace gift shop pic.twitter.com/aE5znllqeG

— Toby Earle (@TobyonTV) February 15, 2022

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Lot of really nasty snark on here about Prince Andrew like we haven’t all paid millions to silence a woman we’ve never met for an incident which never happened whilst we were taking the kids to Pizza Express

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) February 15, 2022

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I wonder where Prince Andrew is going for dinner tonight to celebrate his out-of-court settlement?

— Mrs Nigel Farage (@MrsNigel) February 15, 2022

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Well, that’s certainly cleared up the whole Prince Andrew business and I’m sure it’ll never be mentioned again.

— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) February 15, 2022

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Ohhhhhhh
The grand old Duke of York
He borrowed 12 million quid
He gave it to someone
He’d never ever met
and for something he never did

— Balderdashing through the sloe (@notDcfcBoss) February 15, 2022

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Translation: You are paying £12m settlement. pic.twitter.com/UHueC3ftaI

— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) February 15, 2022

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Prince Andrew in January: I demand a jury hear my case

Prince Andrew now: actually, let's definitely not do that pic.twitter.com/mAzbzwcbAN

— Adam Smith (@adamndsmith) February 15, 2022

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I'm waiting for a statement from Pizza Express…#PrinceAndrew #VirginiaGiuffre #EmilyMaitlis pic.twitter.com/nQPPi7Nk4n

— Higgins Cartoons (@higginscartoons) February 15, 2022

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If there were only a nursery rhyme about a Duke of York making out that he was going to take something on and go all the way, only to retreat and surrender.

— davidallengreen (@davidallengreen) February 15, 2022

The Duke of York must be so relieved he can move on.

I'm glad Prince Andrew can put this behind him and get back to his important job of getting paid for doing nothing

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 15, 2022

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