People have been sharing the first law they’d pass on becoming PM – 19 vote winners

11.

Every subscription must be as easy to cancel as it is to set up. If you want me to cancel by calling a 0800 hotline manned by an inattentive child every third Friday of the month between 4am and 5am, fine, but that must also be the only way to set up the subscription. https://t.co/HNAhn2V5aR

— Ben Stanley (@BDStanley) February 17, 2022

12.

Ban Come on Eileen from all public radio & venues

— Life is A Lemon 🦕💜💚 (@aimee_amelia) February 17, 2022

13.

Leaf blowers can only be used within 500m of a residence between 11am and 12pm on every third Thursday. If anyone violates this law then the leaf blower is confiscated and crushed, untaxed-car style.

— Chris Keating (@chriskeating) February 17, 2022

14.

I'd just outlaw Manchester United. https://t.co/XHj9UGms1o

— Je Suis Bob Kilometre (@worgztheowl) February 17, 2022

15.

Anyone over 5"10 not permitted anywhere near the front of the stage for standing only gigs and festivals https://t.co/s8Wttp4KM9

— Hayley Minn (@hayleyminn) February 17, 2022

16.

ban cover bands from covering Mustang Sally https://t.co/Y9c6FdNmNP

— outdoor avoider specialist (@PublicChaffinch) February 17, 2022

17.

Strict regulation for toasters so 4 delivers a perfect golden brown on a standard slice of bread regardless of make.

— Sharon O'Dea (@sharonodea) February 17, 2022

18.

Compulsory miniature schnauzers for everyone..

— Very Angry Half Woman Half Mince Pie 👻 (@strandedatsea) February 17, 2022

19.

All shoes in shops should be displayed with smallest sizes on the lowest shelves and the biggest on the highest. Why am I made to stoop to find size 14 shoes? https://t.co/q61ydfT0XO

— John Edwards (@EuclidianBoxes) February 17, 2022

BONUS

Shut down Eton – and donate all the physical pieces of it to museums around the world.

— Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) February 17, 2022

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