Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
I'm listening to Careless Chinese Whisper, by Gorgeous Trifle.
— Neil (@_Enanem_) February 13, 2022
14.
Boyfriend – too childish
Partner- too formal
Manpanion = just right— Eleanor Morton (@EleanorMorton) February 15, 2022
15.
SURELY I've accepted all possible cookies by now.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) February 14, 2022
16.
writers love saying things like "he had a toothy grin" what is a toothy grin. just making shit up. "he walked feetily into the kitchen" that's how you sound
— jame (@videojame_) February 15, 2022
17.
You wanna know how loyal I am? I’m still watching The Walking Dead
— Donna Pinciotti (@hippiewholovesm) February 16, 2022
18.
Me: I am excited for our date tonite, I am going all out.
Her: Don't go nuts just keep it casual.
Me: pic.twitter.com/CjBiZoqZVq
— ↁᎯᨆ⫯ᕍ ᗩᖙ ✊✊✊ (@DavidAdt1) February 16, 2022
19.
GUY WHO INVENTED GARGOYLES: yeah its a pretty good building, but i think it needs a few ugly little weirdos
— erin chack (@ErinChack) February 16, 2022
20.
When you’ve got to meet the boys at Twickenham at 2 but have a meeting with Merlin and Lancelot at 6. pic.twitter.com/NBhKPjJ9HQ
— Jamie East (@jamieeast) February 17, 2022
21.
Absolutely staggering how much discourse on here essentially boils down to this: pic.twitter.com/ZQK7WYMAEs
— Ross (@OneWingedKaiju) February 16, 2022
22.
Clarence the Angel: "Wait, look at the world if you'd never been born"
"It's looks exactly the same"
"No, look closer … your parents built that extension they wanted"
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) February 17, 2022
23.
I unplugged the router & now my neighbors are getting a divorce.
— Ozzy (@ozzyunc) February 17, 2022
24.
I won the meanest mom award today because I won’t let my toddler throw the remote into the toilet, while I’m using it
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) February 17, 2022
25.
THE BEATLES: 🎵Lucy in the sky with diamonds
ME: (playing Clue) no
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) February 17, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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