17 of the biggest lies teachers told us
10.
Columbus discovered the Americas.
Oh_hell_nahh
11.
That cracking your fingers gives you arthritis.
Taylorcurley
12.
That I can’t use my notes in life.
TF does that even mean? I’m always looking at my notes when I do my job.
Kanden_27
13.
That I should never stand up to a bully. I should stop reacting so they would get bored and leave me alone.
LuckyCandle
14.
That all my high school teachers and my professors once I got to college would require cursive.
machina99
15.
I ate sooo many carrots to try to get good eyesight, those bastards.
Prestigious_Sweet_50
16.
I before E except after C.
vintagchk
17.
Apparently bears just nap a lot in the winter and don’t take a 3 month mega nap.
IMNOTBOBFOSSE
BONUS
We’ve never heard this one, shared by u/H20fearsme, but we’re guessing the teacher had a chatty class that year.
We had a teacher tell us that we only had so many uses before our vocal cords stopped working so wasting it small talking during class would cause us to go mute in our 30s.
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