Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
My targeted ads are trolling me.
Also. Where’s she going on that stairlift? pic.twitter.com/8lq4SthIj2
— Katy Brent (@Littlemisskatyb) February 20, 2022
14.
Bro why is laundry THEE most exhausting chore? I do laundry for 2 hours and feel like I fought 12 seagulls.
— [HB] RAINEY™ (@RaineyOvalle) February 20, 2022
15.
Is there any longer, more fruitless period of time than having to sit through the opera questions on University Challenge?
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) February 22, 2022
16.
Harry Potter was a system quidditch player and would never have survived in today’s more physical era
— school for ants (@dsonoiki) February 22, 2022
17.
Next week’s Wordles arriving in Liverpool from New York. pic.twitter.com/A6pDHpamD0
— Sam (@SamAnorac) February 20, 2022
18.
i can’t do it pic.twitter.com/xGBl9kgXzf
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) February 20, 2022
19.
Archaeologist: These drawings – could the horn shapes on top of their heads actually be antennas? Are we seeing depictions of aliens?
A zillion years ago: Here kids take this charcoal and go draw on the rocks.
3yo: Ima draw daddy when he gets up in the morning.
— Lori (@Cornjerker78) February 20, 2022
20.
A cargo ship full of Porshes is on fire in the Atlantic, threatening our supply of male menopause medication.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 20, 2022
21.
If a croque madame speaks to another croque madame about something other than a croque monsieur, that’s called passing the béchamel test
— david malki ! (@malki) February 21, 2022
22.
I really hope Matt Damon is back for this one pic.twitter.com/j0SMlZuZ7h
— Pete Firman (@petefirman) February 21, 2022
23.
Finally a book that's actually useful. pic.twitter.com/uCGCuyizRs
— Fake History Hunter (@fakehistoryhunt) February 22, 2022
24.
French people at 22:22 on 22/2/22 pic.twitter.com/5lg66BVwQx
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) February 22, 2022
25.
*rereads text*
"The funeral's going to be a sombre affair"
*takes off Mexican hat*
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) February 22, 2022
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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