‘You have five seconds to ruin a date, what do you do?’ – 18 perfectly terrible ideas
10.
“Let me tell you about this NFT collection I just dropped. You know what NFTs are? They’re nothing like a JPEG I promise”
xxxMarlboroughxxx
11.
Don’t worry, my mom said we can use her bed tonight. It’s bigger than mine.
deusasclepian
12.
I would like to tell you about our Lord and Saviour, Donald Trump…
weirdwondering
13.
We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty.
gahiolo
14.
I’m not saying I have herpes, but would you be cool if I have herpes?
UnluckyProcess9062
15.
Stand up and start doing Fortnite dances in dead silence, while making direct eye contact.
DJDarwin93
16.
“So I was listening to this great episode of Joe Rogan’s podcast recently…”
BigBlueWeenie88
17.
“Sorry I’m a bit late, my wife needed me to run some errands.”
PalluKoi
18.
Sneeze, open mouth, no fucks given.
e3phung
Bonus
For some unfortunate people – this might actually work.
Show up.
Anxious_Start4839
If not, they could always go meta –
Take out my phone, then ask reddit how to ruin a date in five seconds.
Arinium
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These 13 outrageously entitled dates are simply hilarious (unless it’s you on the date, obviously)
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