25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
Can’t believe it’s taking me 6 years to get a PhD when everyone on twitter managed to get one in Eastern European geopolitics in just 4 days
— Aarit Ahuja (@aarit_ahuja) February 27, 2022
14.
Has a man… posted himself? pic.twitter.com/2Y4OrWKwmg
— David Whitehouse (@d_whitehouse) March 2, 2022
15.
No parenting book tells you how to get pudding out of the charging port of an iPad.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 3, 2022
16.
my right hand: I shall carry 30 bags of groceries at once
my left hand: I got the bread.
— 🦕pat.🦕 (@patsatweetin) March 2, 2022
17.
My mom's kitchen floor was so clean you could eat off it. You can eat off mine too. There's all kinds of stuff down there.
— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) March 2, 2022
18.
I hate videos that are like "You've been cooking pasta wrong your whole life" like idk what your cooking hack is but that is a wild accusation and frankly I take it very personally
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) March 2, 2022
19.
Lionel Richie always has to one up everybody 🙄 pic.twitter.com/es5fGJqcql
— Ryan's Shorts! (@ryansgameshow) March 1, 2022
20.
somehow my habit of replacing sleep with reading things that make me mad isn't feeling great
— Hi, it's Abby. Yep (@abbycohenwl) March 1, 2022
21.
Took my cat to the vet and now he’s psspsspissed at me
— Midge (@mxmclain) March 2, 2022
22.
Me: he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not.
Police officer: ma’am this is a lineup
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) March 2, 2022
23.
me checking to make sure my bumper is still on after hitting several curbs pic.twitter.com/lnvn482gpn
— sophia (@sassatico) March 2, 2022
24.
my new insurance guy is cool as fuck pic.twitter.com/g598VmoE4W
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) March 2, 2022
25.
this is your fault for setting him up with Medusa
\ pic.twitter.com/psBDs6kirX— an english human ☺️ (@English_Channel) March 2, 2022
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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