There was something about this Nato equipment ‘found’ in Ukraine that didn’t quite compute – 11 favourite takedowns

Poke Staff. Updated March 7th, 2022

Over on Twitter there’s an account called @ASBMilitary which describes itself, among several other things, as the ‘#1 Source of Breaking Military News & Analysis on Russia’.

We only mention it because it has just shared this breaking news which went viral for reasons we presume they were not entirely intending.

BREAKING: Russia finds NATO equipment at the headquarters of a Ukrainian nazi group “the right sector” pic.twitter.com/7tSaDgxOli

— ASB News / MILITARY〽️ (@ASBMilitary) March 6, 2022

Here’s a close-up of one or two of those pictures.

And here’s a flavour of exactly what people made of that.

https://twitter.com/MenshevikM/status/1500533387999813635?s=20&t=deOjvaXfJW3aC9vVo-FQ2A

When I'm trying to secretly fund groups, I make sure to put dozens of identifying stickers on the severely outdated civilian equipment I give them https://t.co/WubLnOaduy

— Nikolaj🥥🌴🐝🇺🇦 (@nikicaga) March 6, 2022

BREAKING: Russia finds NATO equipment at the headquarters of a Ukrainian play group "the Dora Sector" pic.twitter.com/eNHCnnUt19

— Otto English (@Otto_English) March 7, 2022

When you're stoking war fever and running Nazi Gladio terrorists, nothing beats the durability, smooth processing, and reliability of a @Lenovo ThinkPad! #sponsored #ad https://t.co/wnfNE3UEgi

— 𝙂𝙐𝙈𝘽𝙔 (@gumby4christ) March 6, 2022

BREAKING: NATO super-drone found in my basement. No shit this is real. I totally did not buy it on wish….you can ask my mom… pic.twitter.com/iyolzEh1ka

— Fabio De Bona (@f4b1o) March 6, 2022

https://twitter.com/cstross/status/1500549978208583685?s=20&t=4Vb2GmyuylrgGKpijHm-Jw

https://twitter.com/Paraglobalism/status/1500530118342676481?s=20&t=4Vb2GmyuylrgGKpijHm-Jw

And don’t forget the state-of-the-art phones they are providing them with. pic.twitter.com/wE2ukfFJiy

— ᚱᛇᛞᚹᚢᛚᚠ ️️ (@RaulManuel) March 6, 2022

https://twitter.com/LukeDyks/status/1500538158882168836?s=20&t=4Vb2GmyuylrgGKpijHm-Jw

10.

if I worked in the NATO IT department I would simply close all ukrainian nazi tickets without resolving them

— Guantánamo Bay DSA (@kxta42) March 6, 2022

11.

NATO controls the sticker-making market in Europe- Noone else was capable of label creation of this sophistication

— Manimal or Astro-Manimal? (@schmendimite) March 6, 2022

And there was also this, from the same account a little while back.

So are we supposed to believe top secret intelligence info provided by this genius lmao pic.twitter.com/g2M1tNR9gP

— barabashka (@narbi16) March 6, 2022

To conclude …

I have some computer expertise so I can tell you with 100% certainty that’s just a laptop. It’s a very common device that you do not need to join NATO to get access to

— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) March 6, 2022

BUT IT HAS SOME STICKERS

— •• (@agirlcalledlina) March 6, 2022

Source Twitter @ASBMilitary