25 favourite tweets of the week
13.
Hollywood can't decide whether 30 is when life ends or high school begins
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) March 7, 2022
14.
Feel. He’s so soft. pic.twitter.com/LznLR7tQyh
— Adam (@BrosefWtheMosef) January 26, 2022
15.
I have found that typing "I'm 61, very married and living paycheck to paycheck" very effective if you want to immediately end a conversation with a catfish.
— Paul (@Grommit56) March 7, 2022
16.
Everton's new stadium is finally finished. pic.twitter.com/ibPXdrcnCe
— Tim Bolton (@TimBolton01) March 9, 2022
17.
I’ve finally gotten around to taking up my Dad’s favourite pastime.
Walking around the house switching lights off while mumbling under my breath.
— Ben Affleck’s Existential Fag Break (@bfafleck) March 8, 2022
18.
I miss being kid and watching inflation from the sidelines 😢
— BIBA. (@Lovetounj) March 7, 2022
19.
Dammit, I forgot which one I left my key under. pic.twitter.com/86J3UrRANM
— The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) March 10, 2022
20.
there’s never been a cool keyboard player. you’re basically up there with a big calculator
— mattie (@Lubchansky) March 10, 2022
21.
1. I'm feeling a bit listless.
2. Ah, that's better.— Daveastated (@Daveastated) March 10, 2022
22.
Phil Collins isn’t his real name. It’s a sussudionym.
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) March 10, 2022
23.
Guy from the service garage said “I’ve got some good news and some bad news…” and left a pause like it was fucking Britain’s Got Talent. Jack, it’s just a replacement bulb, I’m not having to spend time at Louis Walsh’s villa.
— Bethany Black twitch.tv/beffernieblack (@BeffernieBlack) March 10, 2022
24.
On this day in 1967, Pink Floyd released their first single. It’s just getting to the end of the guitar solo now.
— Jason (@NickMotown) March 11, 2022
25.
be sure to update your passwords often by clicking "forgot password" every time you log in
— maura quint (@behindyourback) March 10, 2022
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