Somebody spotted this top tip for avoiding the measles

We sometimes forget that the anti-vax movement began before Covid-19 and can take in any or all vaccines. This post from Reddit’s r/vaxxhappened features a committed anti-vaxxer – as in they should be committed.

That ought to do the trick.

Redditors weighed in.

“You liberals and your smearing!!”

Someone, probably.
Fitz_2112

That’s probably safer than eating it tbh.
riyan_gendut

I’d just tell them there’s an essential oil that a nurse can inject into your child LOL maybe we can trick them.
KlinghofferGirl

I have never smelled the fish, but from the videos I’ve seen I don’t really want to.
MaximumDaximum

I am Swedish and that shit smells. It’s like getting punched in the face when you catch the first whiff of it.
Griech2

“I’ve tried nothing and I’m all out of ideas!”
AlexgKeisler

u/pikleboiy had some similarly entertaining advice they’d seen given to another anti-vaxxer.

This one guy on quora asked how to detox after a vaccination. One of the replies was as follows:

“Take two habaneros, mix with a few ounces of water, and put in blender. Administer the resulting mix as an enema.”

Now, that’s what you call a burn.

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Source r/vaxxhappened Image r/vaxxhappened, Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell