Possibly the most red flags in one Tinder bio

Poke Staff. Updated March 22nd, 2022

Meanwhile, over on the Tinder app, this guy is out there writing an enormous bio when he could just have posted a photo of a massive red flag – or red flag bunting.

There’s a lot to read, but it’s worth it – just for the series of lessons in what not to put in a Tinder bio.

u/Piney630 named the post after the most ironic line.

“I’m actually a pretty nice guy. Maybe even too nice.”

38 and has an entire novel on how he’s a special, mature guy full of underlying messages about women being sluts and guys being douchebags. What a catch.
Katzabar

He has his own bank account 👏
Gabriel_Issimo

Too bad I’m a foodie, swag swag.
toughinitout

Brags how he can have a conversation with mentioning sexual body parts… proceeds to make several references to sex and female body parts.
moderately-extremist

As if anyone is sending this guy their Instagram.

Also he dislikes ‘stickers on fruit’? Well gee, now I’m really turned on.
ash356

Lol seriously, what a catch, can’t believe he’s still single, it’s shocking.
HELLOhappyshop

Imagine writing a huge paragraph on how you’re a massive tw*t and ending it with “I’m actually a pretty nice guy”
spaceburrito3

u/melodyknows hit the nail on the head.

Yeah, the fact that his “nay” section is so much longer than his “yay” section tells me everything I need to know about him.

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