Donald Trump bragged about hitting a hole in one and it’s unintentionally hilarious

John Plunkett. Updated March 29th, 2022

Donald Trump took time out from his busy schedule to issue a lengthy statement about how he scored a hole in one and in a fiercely competitive field it might be the (unintentionally) funniest thing he’s done.

It all began when Republican House candidate Tim Swain posted this picture on Twitter saying Trump had just holed out in one.

🚨TRUMP JUST MADE A HOLE-IN-ONE! pic.twitter.com/89lrgsGkjT

— Tim Swain (@SwainForSenate) March 26, 2022

Presumably tweets by Swain because Trump can’t, the claim prompted no end of scepticism on Twitter, not only that he got a hole in one but the suggestion that he can count that far.

It prompted Trump to issue a lengthy statement clarifying exactly what happened and it’s presidential gold.

NEW!

President Donald J. Trump:

“Many people are asking, so I’ll give it to you now, it is 100% true…” pic.twitter.com/Rzu7DI9DfW

— Liz Harrington (@realLizUSA) March 28, 2022

And here it is in full.

If you still don’t believe it – of course you don’t believe it – there was also a video to go with it which 100% does not look staged in any way whatsoever (and also doesn’t actually feature his tee shot, or the ball going in the hole).

45 picking up his hole-in-one on Saturday. pic.twitter.com/dzTdWAdkWe

— Taylor Budowich (@TayFromCA) March 28, 2022

And if Trump thought it was going to put an end to the mockery, he was sorely – and entirely predictably – mistaken.

Before you all ask, yes, this is real. pic.twitter.com/AFQjGo3ojU

— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) March 28, 2022

This is too coherent for him to have written this.

He gave a detailed and chronological and sequenced description of a little white ball going into a cup in the ground.

And don't forget the glorious witnesses.

(It reads like a children's story.)

— Papillon Noir (@hopeforall) March 29, 2022

Donald Trump is claiming to have made a hole in one while golfing today.

He plans to release the video in 2 weeks, along with his tax returns and healthcare plan.

— Jack Cocchiarella (@JDCocchiarella) March 28, 2022

I’m frankly shocked he even conceded to anyone having better eyesight than him.

— Tracee (@TraceeM) March 29, 2022

It does seem odd that he is playing with all these legendary pro golfers, but not one of them even has a ball on the green, while Trump has a hole-in-one. Amazing!

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 29, 2022

This is some North Korean Kim dynasty-level propaganda

— J. P. Gownder (கவுண்டர்) (@jgownder) March 28, 2022

Spot the difference.

Kim Jong Il vs Donald J Trump pic.twitter.com/iqWmXmUkRH

— Otto English (@Otto_English) March 29, 2022

I got to "whereupon" and stopped reading. No way Trump wrote that.

— Fantasy Football Shark (@JerseyShore411) March 28, 2022

It’s not clear if Trump was in on the staging of the fake hole in one because he wanted to brag about it, or if his handlers tricked him into believing he’d gotten a hole in one in order to cheer him up. Not sure which of these two scenarios would be more pathetic.

— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) March 29, 2022

To conclude …

this is the most hilarious thing i've read in days

— The Ghost of George Conway🌻 (@gtconway3dg) March 29, 2022

And this.

https://twitter.com/TobyonTV/status/1508739106213449729?s=20&t=VZ19PtdlBQHhuG4VUzpZrA

Source Twitter @realLizUSA