9 funniest things people said about this Total Shield ‘anti-5G device’
Over on Reddit someone shared the gadget bought by a conspiracy loving parent and it’s quite the gizmo, it really is.
‘Your momma got got,’ said Redditor yoyome85 who posted it.
Just in case you were wondering what it claims to do, help was at hand.
‘Reading the small text, it claims to disturb ‘grid lines, geomagnetic, electromagnetic standing waves, E.L.F, and other harmful waves’ by ‘broadcasting disturbances’ via Tesla Coil ‘at 180 degrees.’ Not even sure if broadcasting by degrees is a thing. Edit: they are, I just didn’t understand what it meant by broadcasting at 180º.
‘And also apparently there’s a secondary generator producing ‘7.83 earth resonant frequency.’ Basically, it’s claiming to mimic the natural radiation of the Earth.
‘TL;DR: this thing is about as bogus as you can get.’
sky123mine
And it prompted no end of funny responses. Here are 9 favourites.
‘Canister with knobs and lights with science words? Obviously this is legit.’
THETennesseeD‘Probably technology based on quantum physics.’
DutchGnomeGirl‘I can make rock charms that protect against land sharks. Don’t see any land sharks? Must be working.’
epsileth‘No that is definitely not going to do the job. I can sell her a much better version for 3x the price.’
Horrison2‘Amateurs. For a monthly fee we can provide full satellite based shielding for a household, without any intrusive hardware to install onsite.
‘Default 3 year term agreement with optional service add-ons for pets, house guests, house plants, and greenspace coverage.
‘Rest easy knowing that the eye in the sky is protecting you and your loved ones at all times. Call now for a personalized quote!’
Plagueground‘Open that bad boy up, let’s get a look inside …’
Whisker_Biscuit420‘Inside you have a 5g amplifier.’
Comnec1‘You’ll know it’s really working if:
-No cell phone reception
-No wifi
-No Radio
-No garage door opening
-No remote car starting/unlocking.’
Elattomology“ONLY blocks 5G–but not 3G nor 4G so your mom can watch her shows!”
paul-arized
In short …
‘If I was a bit more unscrupulous, I could make a fortune duping people with this type of shit.’
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Source Reddit u/yoyome85