People can’t quite believe how Cabbage Patch babies are ‘born’

A TikToker named Roadside Attractions and Quirk – @pbunyanmufflermanproject – has shared a video of what goes on in Cabbage Patch Kids Babyland General Hospital and we’re not sure whether to thank them or curse them.

Have a look for yourself – but be prepared to have some disturbing dreams for a day or two.

@pbunyanmufflermanproject #roadsideamerica #cabbagepatchkids #80stoys #nostalgia #weird ♬ original sound – Roadside Attractions and Quirk

We don’t know how you qualify to become a midwife for Mother Cabbage, but we’re assuming it doesn’t involve a medical degree or any transferable skills.

TikTok users reached for the eye bleach.

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