This dna test result doesn’t go where you think it’s going

Poke Staff. Updated April 26th, 2022

DNA tests are big business these days, and it’s not even because people really miss the Jeremy Kyle Show, but it’s fair to say that this clip is unlike any result we’ve ever seen.

It was as new to us as it was to u/Dulie706 who posted it on r/funny, but it comes from a 2013 Channel 4 documentary called Confessions of an Alien Abductee.

Marie’s results may have disappointed her, but they went down very well on Reddit.

That was a way better ending than I was expecting lmao.

I thought it was gonna be some racist losing their shit after finding out that they are 10% Jewish or something.
Weaseltime_420

The serious tone “she is not an alien” – fuck I lost it.
TwistedV8theist

All we can say for sure here though is that it’s not ruled out that both her parents were aliens.
BovineGrowthHormone

Poor Marie didn’t realize Rebecca IS an alien and gave her a false DNA test to coverup their trace, everyone knows aliens work in DNA labs smh.
tastefulmind

I bet you she went and got a second opinion using crystals.
Onlyhereforthelaughs

Remember: if at first you don’t succeed – test, test again!

One day she will find a lab that will tell her what she wants to hear. Maybe try one that‘s not so science-y. Like some drug lab will do. Just give them $50 to write a paper, like: ”yeah, sure she’s an alien“ …
saschaleib

On my test 15% was marked other…
Traditional-Sort-864

Yeah that’s Racoon DNA, they always write ‘other’ for Racoon DNA.
TwistedV8theist

How would being abducted by an alien turn someone into one? You can abduct random animals from nature, doesn’t change their DNA to human.
TheRnegade

u/thatirishguy0 did some research.

I went looking for this and found it on Pluto.

They added an update.

Edit: I feel I should add that I mean the streaming service, not the, um, ex-planet. I promise.

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