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This ‘Why I have a beard’ chart has it covered
There’s absolutely nothing that the wonderful Matt Shirley can’t hilariously represent via a chart.
For example –
Sex ed
Office smalltalk
Self checkout
He recently shared some insight into why he has a beard – with his customary self-deprecation.
A few beard wearers had other reasons.
Also, my wife hates my stupid face.
sarzec
It hides my fat face.
Genlsis
You grow a beard because you’re too lazy to shave
I grow a beard because otherwise i look like a 16 yo.
We’re not the same.
TheLazyHerbalist
Not all heroes wear beards.
Reasons I don’t: my beard is shit.
wumbopower
You can find Matt on his own website, which contains links to his social media sites
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