25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
If you see something, say something.
My dog: i got this
— The Cisco Kid Er (@TheCiscoKidder) April 26, 2022
14.
Welcome to your 40s, your shave radius has now increased considerably
— Heatherhere 😷 (@Heatinblack) April 26, 2022
15.
gonna buy twitter
— Garfield (@Garfield) April 26, 2022
16.
Today was Career Day at school. So naturally, my son dressed up as a Pokémon trainer.
[ Empties College fund…heads to bar]
“Hey guys, just came into a lil money. Drinks are on me.”— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) April 26, 2022
17.
1 cup of coffee: awake
2 cups: chipper
3 cups: talking to myself
4 cups: talking to objects
5 cups: talking to people
6 cups: talking to the goddess of space and time who controls our destiny
7 cups: talking to police
8 cups: phone confiscated— Brosephine Wires (@JoParkerBear) April 26, 2022
18.
they turned patrick into a gothic armchair pic.twitter.com/OMMQJwSS5Z
— .:RiotGrl:.(COMMISSIONS OPEN) (@RiotGrlErin) April 28, 2022
19.
Legally you're obligated to say "I'll be glad when all this construction is finished" any time you drive through construction.
— Johnny Frittata (@JohnnyFrittata) April 24, 2022
20.
On this day 1977, Pink Floyd release the album Animals pic.twitter.com/zjavH13eQu
— Matt Oakley (@MattOakleyMojo) April 28, 2022
21.
ME: Being observant one of my key skills
INTERVIEWER: I'm over here
— mo (@chuuew) April 26, 2022
22.
There are two rules in life:
1. Never tell anyone everything.
— George💥 (@GeorgeNoble07) April 24, 2022
23.
my best friend is a guy and we have a pact that if we're both still single at 37 we'll hunt each other for sport
— elle (@notfunnyelle) April 27, 2022
24.
If you think you're stupid, little red riding hood thought a wolf wearing women's clothing was her grandma.
— karanbir singh (@karanbirtinna) April 27, 2022
25.
Bad news: I squirted ketchup all the way up my sleeve in a public place.
Good news: You can’t really see it because my sleeve is red.
Bad news again: I smell strongly of ketchup.
— Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 (@Tobi_Is_Fab) April 26, 2022
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