The Tractor porn MP appeared on GB News before he was outed – to talk about the ‘mystery’ porn MP
Although most people had no idea who Neil Parish was a week ago, he has now achieved notoriety as the MP who was seen watching porn in the House of Commons.
Here’s a quick recap of the story.
As @mrjamesob said:
It’s the satirists I feel sorry for… pic.twitter.com/9GhoX17kfM
— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) May 2, 2022
Understandably, he was the subject of instant and brutal mockery.
'Tory Neil Parish' is an anagram of 'parties hornily'. The clues were all there. https://t.co/YyImaBStt7
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 29, 2022
— Cold War Steve (@coldwarsteve) May 1, 2022
Neil Parish resigning because of tractors is a conspiracy driven by big farmer
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV) April 30, 2022
Tractor jokes aside, Neil Parish broke no laws but resigned in disgrace.
Boris Johnson, meanwhile…
— James Oh Brien (@mrjamesob) April 30, 2022
Did Neil Parish watch the full tractor porn film or just look at the trailer?
— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) April 30, 2022
His so-called friends allegedly leaked the news that he had been searching for CLAAS Dominator tractors.
Neil Parish was trying to look at a type of farm machinery called a 'Dominator' when he accidentally watched porn in the House of Commons, his friends have claimed https://t.co/9BcW5nQAmc
— LBC (@LBC) May 1, 2022
That just caused a fresh wave of attention.
Is everyone Googling "CLAAS Dominator" and then seeing how far you have to scroll to find porn? I'm on page six so far, and no tits or willies #neilparrish
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) May 2, 2022
You don't need to know a single detail more to appreciate this tweet. https://t.co/8HkWqGvNPC
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) May 1, 2022
I'm on my way to Tiverton, where my Bradshaw's guide tells me there was an amusing incident where a local brothel accidentally ended up buying a Dominator combine harvester. pic.twitter.com/nO4TcG9Nht
— Jon de Plume (@MrJonDePlume) May 2, 2022
As if all that weren’t eyebrow-raising enough, it seems that before his name had become known to the press, Parish agreed to be interviewed by GB News to discuss *checks notes* the then-unknown MP accused of watching porn in the House of Commons.
Watch and wonder at the sheer brass neck on display.
Neil Parish, the MP who was caught watching porn in the House of Commons, went on GB News earlier this week to discuss… the MP who was caught watching porn in the House of Commons
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— PoliticsJOE (@PoliticsJOE_UK) April 29, 2022