Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
Please…my son. He’s very sick. pic.twitter.com/mP5g28EkBA
— Ryan, Perdido en TX (@RyanLostinTX) May 4, 2022
14.
Guys ending relationships by text, do better. Be a real man and invest in a celebrity video message from Graeme Souness.
— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) May 4, 2022
15.
The oranges in my fridge watching me take out yet another Kit Kat Chunky for dessert pic.twitter.com/V6QLlFutE7
— Joe Gurski (@j0egurski) May 3, 2022
16.
[40 years later]
Stormtrooper: *looks up from his newspaper* They were the fucking droids.
— cluedont (@cluedont) May 4, 2022
17.
them: describe your ideal date
me: pic.twitter.com/dOXqEQS1ZT
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) May 3, 2022
18.
The Times needs to give an immediate raise to whoever wrote this headline pic.twitter.com/AlfB7WQbFP
— Bradford Pearson (@BradfordPearson) April 29, 2022
19.
The list of Tots TV episodes looks like a Radiohead album pic.twitter.com/8dGcbcWfEA
— Jamie (@jami0mckay) May 4, 2022
20.
Wedding parties should have a worst man too. Like here's my best man, Scott, my brother Mike, my friends Richie and Dave Cactus, and then Derek who I assume is going to get wasted and fight the cake.
— He Called Me Greenhorn (@WhatsAGreenhorn) May 5, 2022
21.
I bought a robot vacuum cleaner for a 100 quid from a bloke in the pub.
Can't wait to try it out pic.twitter.com/gO2UiBFgMt— joe heenan (@joeheenan) May 5, 2022
22.
NFTs are just decorative plates for nerds
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) May 4, 2022
23.
That's a dog. pic.twitter.com/WMAr0ms767
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) May 5, 2022
24.
The older I get, the more the superpower I want is "Go into the supermarket and only buy what you went in for."
— Dan Sweryt 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! (@swerytd) May 5, 2022
25.
When your phone memory is full, but you’d rather delete your banking app than delete any of the 5096 photos of your dog sleeping…
— Stuart Antony (@STU_ACTOR) May 5, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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