The government is scrapping a radioactivity rule for food – 15 nuclear reactions
9.
As all the EU rules that watched out for our collective health and safety get swept away. https://t.co/bUen3d8P6E
— Malorie Blackman is away. (@malorieblackman) May 5, 2022
10.
2016: We will not reduce food standards after Brexit
2022: Can we persuade them that it's better now the Fukushima food makes them glow in the dark? https://t.co/6JF9sYjOZJ
— Russ Jones (@RussInCheshire) May 5, 2022
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https://t.co/GfDyiCvHaP pic.twitter.com/RA5TJCBpfi
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) May 5, 2022
12.
We swapped bendy bananas for radioactive radishes
WIN
— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) May 5, 2022
13.
it can’t compete with our sewage coated cod https://t.co/J7b3hfLCgR
— Gareth Evans Gammonologist ⚓️⚓️ (@gareth0108) May 5, 2022
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Looking forward to one of these for Sunday dinner https://t.co/RxRWkn31N5 pic.twitter.com/O0v2xiIVm5
— Lee Harvey (@valleyguitarist) May 5, 2022
15.
“What’s wrong, dear? You haven’t touched your overpriced radioactive vegetables.”
— Public Benjamin (@PublicBenjamin) May 5, 2022
Of course, every mushroom cloud has a silver lining.
This will help save on energy costs… no need for lighting as you'll glow in the dark. https://t.co/v7nLFVU1sw
— Jon Jones (@JonJonesSnr) May 5, 2022
Boris Johnson will be able to boast about slashing bureaucracy.
Is this an example of that famous "EU Red Tape" we've heard so much about?
Seems like it was quite important, no?
— Jonny (@JonnyTheDean) May 5, 2022
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