Dan Walker’s left BBC Breakfast so enjoy these 15 times he owned Piers Morgan
9. On Raheem Sterling
Get off his back pic.twitter.com/cEGjnTARMn
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 28, 2018
Get that gun off his leg. https://t.co/aq2LeaAIoK
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 29, 2018
Spends too much
Spends too little
Eats too much
Has the audacity to buy his mum a sink
Disgustingly flies on a private jet
Humiliated by flying budget
How dare he mark the death of his dad in a way he chooses?
🙄🙄🙄 https://t.co/lXWVjT201v— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 29, 2018
I look forward to you never mentioning any such stories involving our footballers ever again, Mr Walker! I mean, that’s the last thing you TV football media types ever do – right? https://t.co/O6ZuURghXS
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 29, 2018
Big difference between discussing & condemning.
You’re doing your normal thing of taking a valid point, exaggerating it, and trying to make it ridiculous.
I look forward to you asking Arsenal to remove the gigantic gun from their badge 😂 https://t.co/aHRcoqyziD— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 29, 2018
10. On ratings (part two)
Who has switched from watching dreary @BBCBreakfast to @GMB recently?
Best answers get a retweet.— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 22, 2018
Hands up if this guff is tedious? ✋🏻
You’re closer to ‘Paw Patrol’ than you are to us 😂😂 https://t.co/IBTW0Tab2q— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 22, 2018
11. On Twitter followers
My current Twitter following:
6,527,206.
And 'Mr Popular' @mrdanwalker's:
506,352.(no, I didn't miss a digit off his..) pic.twitter.com/VKmjNUt94Q
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 22, 2018
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package 📦 https://t.co/djsFv1Q7t5
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 22, 2018
12. ‘On a slightly less positive note …’
Less than 3 hours kip? Nothing that a little toast with peanut butter can’t remedy 😋
See you on #BBCbreakfast from 6 with @louiseminchin who looks annoyingly refreshed 😂 pic.twitter.com/dkNj7FgLwv— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) November 13, 2018
Luxury.. I had 2.45hrs. Gone for the porridge & honey cure. On a positive note, I still look better than you. https://t.co/lcjapyT8JS
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 13, 2018
On a slightly less positive note… hardly anyone is watching you
👀😂😉
Enjoy your porridge https://t.co/VsnvF2fwOr— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) November 13, 2018
13. On playing golf together
Some bloke on the longest drive hole at the @BMWPGA #ForeRight @EuropeanTour pic.twitter.com/xeRMPYuFWa
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 23, 2018
Piers meeting some of his fans at the @BMWPGA 😂 pic.twitter.com/wHCYZmmA8S
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 23, 2018
14. On ratings (part 3)
BREAKING: Last week, Good Morning Britain had its highest audience share since the show started 4yrs ago.
Thanks for watching!
(Anyone got a lifeboat for @mrdanwalker… 😂) @GMB pic.twitter.com/E2NylhRZu2— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 21, 2018
I’ll keep it simple… WE GET DOUBLE THE AUDIENCE 😂🏆
“Just can’t get excited by silver and bronze medals. You win or you lose. Gold is all that matters” Piers Morgan, August 2016#TearsForPiers 🥈
Thanks for watching https://t.co/2WgPADjxgK— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) May 21, 2018
15. And finally …
Sorry to hear the news about your departure from GMB @piersmorgan
If you’d like to come on the UK’s number 1 breakfast show to talk about it… we could make some space for you in the morning 👍🏻
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) March 9, 2021
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