25 favourite funny tweets
13.
*drinks dr. pepper* mmm bbq sprite
— sparkleboob (@baysueb) May 22, 2022
14.
I asked my mom how her first date went with a guy she met on eharmony and she said “let’s just say we were physically compatible” and I said “let’s just say fine next time”
— gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi) May 24, 2022
15.
I still can’t believe someone stole my neighbours wind chimes tomorrow morning
— PieGuy (@ilovepie84) May 25, 2022
16.
Imagine the fallout if Cher married Mark Noble.
— Phil Chapman (@IAmPhilChapman) May 15, 2022
17.
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.
Call a man a fish and he’ll be like, “mate, did you just call me a fucking fish?”— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito) May 26, 2022
18.
Fell through the roof of a French bakery, in a lot of pain right now
— Jesse (@JesseDoctor) May 22, 2022
19.
Moth = Daughter.
Flame = Me, on a work video call.— McDad (@mcdadstuff) May 26, 2022
20.
"Ye shall take one part of the train and keep it empty. And lo, the antimacassars shall read '1st Class'."
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) May 16, 2022
21.
Had a minor panic attack about the cost of living but turned out my toddler had ordered 220 magnum minis pic.twitter.com/WprRNGV3Of
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 16, 2022
22.
No drugs can even compare to this pic.twitter.com/EOBqcu2ey7
— maria🦝 (@mariamainmo) May 23, 2022
23.
The reason why all cultures have mermaids is because drawing legs is hard
— Killjoy McCoy (@letsgoayo) May 15, 2022
24.
if you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it
— Brian (@briantheruller) May 26, 2022
25.
Watching the Titanic sink made me sad, but as a dad it made me happy to see the ship’s lights turn off
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) May 25, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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