23 funny and revealing tweets about life with children

13.

My biggest mistake as a parent is continuing to buy things made of glass

— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) September 14, 2021

14.

Me: I'm struggling with some demons today

Wife: I thought I told you to stop calling our kids that

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) March 22, 2022

15.

95% of parenting is just listening to yourself talk because your kids sure as hell aren't listening

— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) June 8, 2022

16.

I’m starting to think my kid might be an introvert pic.twitter.com/SQyzI9Sl0W

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) April 28, 2022

17.

the game boy revolutionized the way kids ignore their parents

— dirk on the couch (@onthemauve) June 6, 2022

18.

Parenting is hugging your child good morning and asking them how they slept only for them to respond with “your breath stinks.”

— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) June 8, 2022

19.

Me: Pick up your toys please.
5yo: Who's coming over?

— My Life Is The Pitts Family (@LifePitts) June 7, 2022

20.

The only part of the Magic School Bus I have trouble with is that the parents don’t have to sign 8 permission slips two weeks before the field trips

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 8, 2022

21.

Having been around babies and toddlers for many years now I can tell you what they really want, what makes their eyes sparkle and what they reach for more than anything. It’s knives. Follow me for more hot parenting tips

— Kate Beaton (@beatonna) June 8, 2022

22.

My daughter asked me for money on a FaceTime call and I pretended like the screen froze up and she tells me, "Mother, the ceiling fan is still moving."

The student has surpassed the master

— ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ (@TheWidowmakerX) June 6, 2022

23.

I made my bed and found a half eaten stick of butter in it. When I asked my child if she put anything in mommy’s bed, she said “I did not put butter in it.” The mystery continues. More at 11.

— LL Cool Tweet (@LLcoooltweet) June 7, 2022

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