25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
McDonald’s forgot the chicken nuggets in my daughter’s happy meal and she said “well I guess this is a sad meal now”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 7, 2022
14.
just built an extension onto the house from leftover ikea parts
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) June 7, 2022
15.
[God creating the jellyfish]
Throw that plastic bag in the ocean. Make it stingy yet irresistible to turtles.
— Even Poutier McGee (@OGPoutyMcgee) June 7, 2022
16.
This video of Bob Geldof popped up on FB and I genuinely thought he was going to say “This week I are been mostly hating Mondays” pic.twitter.com/lIX94vnE2l
— Gaz Weetman (@GazWeetman) June 8, 2022
17.
Creating a “quote of the day” calendar out of all the things I forgot I said I’d do
— Rachy Rach (@riot4rach) June 9, 2022
18.
My wife just bought me elastic-waist khakis from Costco so obviously she’s worried that I’ve been getting a little too sexy lately
— Coach Rusty (@rusty_coach) June 7, 2022
19.
You thought you were having a bad day? My cat can see part of the bottom of one of her food bowls
— Lord Hugh Mungus (@PoodleSnarf) June 7, 2022
20.
Cats at 4am: I want love
Cats at any other time: DON’T TOUCH ME
— Mike (@Parentpains) June 8, 2022
21.
ME: There's something disgusting in my food
WAITER: Our plates are reflective
— mo (@chuuew) June 7, 2022
22.
Flex on your mother-in-law by saying “you raised him/her!” every time she criticizes anything in your home
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 7, 2022
23.
my boyfriend invited our neighbors over for “dinner sometime.” so, now we have to move.
— NurseBrianRN (@rn_murse) June 9, 2022
24.
this is unbelievable pic.twitter.com/Bm6f5hcJhp
— cory (harvard graduate) (@coolmathgame_) June 6, 2022
25.
Canada: Oh you had a baby? Here are 52 paid weeks off of work for you. Enjoy 🙂
America: You had a baby you idiot? Lol Here are 12 days off and a mop to clean all that up. Also you owe us $55,000.
— 🍁Yukon Gold (@GrahamKritzer) June 8, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
Image Gaz Weetman