25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
i can’t explain it but 5 x 5 = 25 gives off the same energy as Friday
— ♀️ (@oraliea_) June 13, 2022
14.
Spent an hour on a zoom with somebody whose fire alarm kept beeping low bat and I realized, Jesus, everybody lives like I do!
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) June 14, 2022
15.
Here I am stuck in the Co-op with you pic.twitter.com/nxeaHyVwVd
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 16, 2022
16.
Mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes. pic.twitter.com/PDbaLfDxlv
— Dan White (@atdanwhite) June 15, 2022
17.
Buy the fan. Every year about now you consider buying the fan. Then when you finally decide to buy the fan there are no fans left. Buy the fan.
— Jim Waterson (@jimwaterson) June 14, 2022
18.
Glastonbury looks class this year pic.twitter.com/pJtwzqs8hu
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) June 15, 2022
19.
KNOW YOURSELF 😩📑 pic.twitter.com/g3z8SG6Ce8
— Cuppy (@cuppymusic) June 14, 2022
20.
This isn’t lunch, these are my emotional support pizza rolls.
— ɐɹɐ ℝꫀꪀꫀꫀ (@Ms_Ka_Renee) June 14, 2022
21.
My husband and I have been watching true crime together. When an episode ends, we just stare at each other, slowly backing out of the room from different exits
— Heatherhere 😷 (@Heatinblack) June 15, 2022
22.
Bold choice, but I'm on board. pic.twitter.com/rizQgG6s6W
— Don't Shoot President Warren G. Harding (@PopeAwesomeXIII) June 15, 2022
23.
If I ever go missing just tell my 5-year-old I'm relaxing. She'll find me. She always does.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) June 14, 2022
24.
"i am a sweet baby" pic.twitter.com/36HZM6kz4t
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) June 15, 2022
25.
Handed a date my phone so he could pick a place for takeout and Postmates showed him a huge popup that said I ordered soup dumplings 3 days straight then basically said I was the #1 dumpling orderer in the city and asked if I wanted to send a personal message to the restaurant
— AJ (@ajdeluxe_) June 14, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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