25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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It's either a bakery, or a place where snooker players often get run over by Intercity 125s. pic.twitter.com/WRF43Bl7Jz
— Chris (@cjhancock) June 22, 2022
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It was the wind or something pic.twitter.com/7gwxWS3jDj
— Paul (@bingowings14) June 21, 2022
15.
Stop referring to yourself as alpha. You’re not a wolf, you’re an office manager.
— Erincendiary (@Mom_Overboard) June 21, 2022
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did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) June 20, 2022
17.
My daughter asked me why my grandfather was a racist, and if she has to become one too
I said it was because his parents didn’t raise him properly, and he was ignorant and full of hate
As she walked away crying I realized she was asking me how he became a race car driver
— Jonesy the Beautiful Idiot 🇨🇦🇺🇦💉💉💉 (@VikingJonesy) June 21, 2022
18.
Picasso, before every portrait: Now I'll do a silly one
— Hi, it's Abby. Yep (@abbycohenwl) June 24, 2022
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"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked.
She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything. pic.twitter.com/wX77DVkHlP
— Nate (@thenatewolf) June 20, 2022
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I really don’t know what to say about my hotel room view pic.twitter.com/LrLmwi1az2
— Alana Herrnson (@aperiplatypus) June 23, 2022
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guy who pronounces LGBTQ with the same cadence as "Scooby Dooby Doo"
— make up a guy (@makeupaguy) June 21, 2022
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the dude next to me on the plane just absolutely rawdogged this entire flight… he got on a TEN HOUR FLIGHT to europe in jeans, no headphones, no book, no neck pillow, literally just a paper cup of coffee without a lid like sir are you ok
— nesrin danan (@blackprints) June 22, 2022
24.
I successfully canceled a print job on the first try and I’ve never felt so drunk with power.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) June 22, 2022
25.
Priti Patel wearing an anti-bullying ribbon? What next – King Herod with a Children in Need badge? pic.twitter.com/ZGIP4Wj3RD
— Henry Mance (@henrymance) June 22, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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